Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts

Monday, September 29, 2008

Silly, scary sun damage


For anyone who hasn't realized that the growing SPF ranges are aimed at her: The Sun Tattoo robe!


Directions for use: Put on robe and lie on your stomach in the sun for a few hours, keeping absolutely still. Remove robe. Hurt like hell.

Lovely pattern (if you like the human doily look). It's an anti-henna thing. Or a just-as-risky alternative to an inked tat. Or maybe it's a statement on getting Vitamin D fashionably without having to drink milk?

Frankly, I'm surprised I haven't seen this before. It's much more thoughtful than painting a "dork" sign on someone's chest with sunscreen, isn't it?